Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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