We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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