: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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