When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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