Dual....:-)
she peed on how many people?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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