I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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