if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
false alarm. still invincible.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.