"it" just moved
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??