i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
He had one of those small greek statue penises
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?