So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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