you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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