I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize