I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
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Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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