what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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