She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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