Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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