Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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