Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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