I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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