If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I've blown a few things in my day
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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