I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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