Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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