im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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