i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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