Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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