What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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