Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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