3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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