I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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