But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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