ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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