No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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