i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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