Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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