Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
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You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.