I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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