Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Randomize
