Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat

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(480): View more from Arizona

Lets date for the summer

(815): View more from Illinois

what?

(480): View more from Arizona

Dont love me in September.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?

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(716): View more from New York

strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them

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(361): View more from Texas

Did i throw a brick at someone last night?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?

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(727): View more from Florida

I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work

(1-907): View more from Alaska

Be there in 4 minutes

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