Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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(301): View more from Maryland

All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.

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(352): View more from Florida

if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.

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(516): View more from New York

WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE

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(618): View more from Illinois

omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid

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(307): View more from Wyoming

they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.

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(289): View more from Ontario

God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.

(519): View more from Ontario

Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Fuck off. Since when do you love him??

(212): View more from New York

Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that

(440): View more from Ohio

Can't even lie. Mad respect

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