Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
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