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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.

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  babe, don't say it like that!

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  I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  my vagina's been through so much this weekend

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  you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS

  (205): View more from Alabama

  THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy

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