quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
She bit a glass in half.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Randomize
