can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
We need to rekindle our bromance
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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