Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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