So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
