in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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