Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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