I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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