the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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