Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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