***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
i out mim tonsoeep
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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