One girl and one boy is just not enough.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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