i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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