Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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