the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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