I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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