Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
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I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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