return my video game
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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